(Hey Guys, Another series of My Creations has been made, Series 3 – EPIC MOVIE CROSSOVERS! This is a movie crossover of War Horse and Red Dog! There will be two polls below involving the “movie”, go ahead and vote! Here’s my first installation! Enjoy!)

One dark night Oscar Davies walked into pub looking for a pint of beer when he heard a loud yelping coming from the back room. He pushed open the door and saw a large, bulky man holding a scruffy red horse in front of hooded man. “How much for him” the hooded man said. Then he realized that the hooded man was his long time family enemy. “50 pounds” Oscar said. They looked up at him. “Fine here’s your horse!” The large man said.

To Be Continued!!

Posted: August 21, 2013 in Uncategorized

(Hey Everyone! I have been thinking and when I do my posts my titles give away what the post is about and it takes away the excitement! So every now and then I’m going to give the tiniest information away in the title then write “Read On To Find Out!” Read On!)

Shenton College, I’m sure that most of you have heard of this school. Maybe you even go to it. Well I will be joining you. 2015, Year 8. I have, two days ago, heard via a letter and an email telling me that Shenton College. My mum is acquainted with the wife of the headmaster of Shenton College Mr Michael Morgan. He has sent us an email sending his congratulations to me and how he is sure I will love it at Shenton College! Shenton College has recently been rated the top public school across Australia! We could debate about this for hours but its been proven it is the best public school! I am looking forward to going and getting the best education I can! P.S If you are, like my friend Evie, are going to Churchlands Senior high school then you may think that your school is the best and it is a very good school but I think Shenton College is just better! (Hope no one took offense to this!)

Here is a Birds Eye View of Shenton College!

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(Hey Guys, I will be making a new series from ….. NOW on. It will, as you may of guessed from the title, be called My Opinions: Series 1. Don’t worry, I will still be doing My Creations but I’m just giving this a go! So here we go!)

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Now what is your first thought looking at this picture. Mine was an instant “Wow, I see this everywhere!”.

People, even adults, are, these days, are addicted to their phones. Now as you may of guessed, as a 12 year old kid I don’t have a phone or iPhone. I have to admit that I do have a laptop and an iPad but I don’t use it as much as most people do. I mean some kids in my class, being eleven, are sneaking in their iPhone’s and Galaxy’s to school! I mean come on, your eleven years old! In this photo, the pictures are very true. I see this happening everywhere! In some fancy restaurant I went to last week, and there was this couple sitting at the table on their phones texting each other their orders! Then the guy called the restaurant to get their number to text the order to them. Then, with that new banking app on the app store, the guy paid and they walked out!

Now I hope everyone understands this!

Its a major problem!!

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It was cute, it was dangerous but most of all it was smelly!!!! Here is the story of mankind’s worst enemy the PlataPoop!!

It all started way back in 2021 when the theoretical papers for genetically engineered super-animals was written. It was written by a A-levels student named Jae Warren. He scored one of the highest scores ever recorded in his SAT’s. He then went on to become a successful businessman. Unfortunately he died aged 42 with three children and a beautiful wife. He was originally studying the theory of time travel but changed course and wrote a paper on the theory of genetically engineered animals. He set up a special research lab in his ….. well garage. Over the years he created several creatures, each with a special attribute, but they all died within the space of a couple of days. The one creature that DID survive was …. well, his first subject, meaning it wasn’t that helpful. He had gone down to the river one day and caught a old platypus on its dying breath and put it in the garage. He had then gone to the loo and done a real stinker. He put both these objects into the machine and pulled the lever. It took a couple of days to work so he waited around and after a two days he had a combination of:

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To make a long story short the PlataPoop bred and bred until there where millions living under his house. They then went on a huge rampage, smashing buildings and eating people until they owned the earth!

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If I could make, mass produce, sell and breed one of my made up fruits, it would be the Dragon-Berry. It would grow and thrive on the Dragon-Berry bush. It would sell on the market for outrageous prices and would be used for ALL modern day medicines. Because the Dragon-Berry is so rich in flavor and history, scientists can extract the DNA and carbon date that. From doing that, scientists have re-created: cavemen, several breeds of dinosaurs, some rat things and the dodo bird!! With these animals humanity has tamed dinosaurs and re-placed cars! Humankind’s progress has stopped dead in its tracks. The worlds last atomic bomb was the only piece of modern technology left! People began to tamper with it until the blast radius was enough to cover the world! Unfortunately, a very foolish man called Arnold Eisenhouser lit a cigarette next to the bomb and BOOM!!!! Never smoke kids!!

The End!!

 

If I could make, mass produce, sell and breed one of my made up fruits, it would be the Pine-Apple. The Pine-Apple is one of the rarest fruit mankind has ever bred. It was found/created  by a one in one hundred breed of tree. This tree was the scientific discovery of the century!!!! The Pine-Apple is a breed of the lesser spotted pineapple and the Red Lady apples. Unfortunately the government was extremely superstitious taking in to consideration that the juice of the Pine-Apple doubles the strength of the muscles in the body ten fold, or so they thought!! The government tried to cover the story but a news reporter at his lowest, thirty two years later, pulled out an old newspaper from an old storage box only to see the front page saying “Government testing super fruit!!!!!” It really was a brilliant discovery!! He had a friend who was the ex-military chief. He gave him a call and asked about the fruit. “Its too horrible to talk about” Is what he said. He gathered a group of rag tag environmentalists and broke into the governments HQ. Their raid was successful and the reporter gathered enough information to expose the government. In the raid the previous night the reporter had accidentally knocked some of the juice from the Pine-Apple into his drink bottle. He took a big swig and went to bed. The next morning the reporters mother came round for a visit. What she found was a giant pineapple in his bed. It turned out that the Pine-Apple juice was unstable and never to be used again!!!

THE END!

MINI-MINOTAUR SONG!!!

Posted: July 31, 2013 in Uncategorized

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(Hey everyone, welcome to a surprise special! I am going to have one of these every once and a while so stay tuned and look out!)

Hey everyone

I am, for this post, going to be talking about all those things in life that bug me in there own little ways. I will have a poll at the bottom that will contain all those annoying things I have talked about and then you can vote and comment to tell me if these things bug you as well.

OK, I will number all those annoying things so its easier to read!

1. The first thing is how the people who are employed by gaming companies to rate their games are usually hired because they are over protective people who will exaggerate the ratings on these games!! If gaming companies are hiring people to rate their games they are not, trust me on this, going to want to have their game for young children rated R, as a example, because there is a bit in the game when someone cuts their knee and needs  a plaster!!!

2. An other thing that really bugs me is how motorbikes can just drive down the middle of the lane and then take up a whole space fit for a car!! I mean if they can park in car parking place then they can wait with the traffic like everyone else!!!! Plus motorbikers act all cool and that they are the best and better than everyone else. Even when people on motorbikes are a lot more vulnerable because most of the people who use one wear shorts and t-shirts!!!!!

Thanks everyone

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Now Before You Start The Map You Should Create A Custom Class. In This Class You Are Going To Want To Select A Machine Gun And As A Secondary Weapon Your Either Going To Want The Perk That Lets You Have A Primary As A Secondary Or Choose A Machine Gun Pistol. If You Chose The Perk Then You Should Get Either A One Shot Kill Shotgun, One Shot Kill Sniper Or Another Machine Gun. Remember Which Class Your In And Press The Button Called Scorestreaks. Then You Select These Two Things (These Things Are Essential!) These Things Are The Sentry Gun And The Guardian. As The Sentry Gun’s Name Suggests, The Gun Is Automatic And Does Not Need You To Operate It. The Guardian Is A Machine That Emits A Haze That Stuns The Enemy. Now Your Ready!

OK So Your Going To Spawn On Either Side Of The Boat. Now If Your On The Side With The Overhang Then Things Are A Little Easier Because There Are Less Walls And Objects For The Enemy To Hide Behind And Kamikaze Attack You. So Firstly You Want To  Kill A Lot Of Enemies To Get The Scores For The Sentry Gun And Guardian.

I Will Continue This Post After The Holidays, Try Experimenting With Different Classes And Bases, Keep Frosty!

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